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Ain't nuthin' but a Glee thang baybay, Matt Morrison's abs drive me crayzay

Let me quickly recap this video for you: White girls rapping. Music by Dr. Dre & Snoop Dogg. Male cast members of Glee dancing (shout out to Cory Monteith who has never looked better). Heather Morris dancing (does it ever get old?). Lust for Matthew Morrison (been there!) A track-suited cameo by Sofia Vergara. Jane Lynch's face pasted onto a blow-up doll.

I've already said too much.

Favorite quotes/lyrics:

-Comparing Jane Lynch to the rest of the cast is like comparing the Great Barrier Reef with a pile of dog shit.

-If Matt Morrison were boss, I'd work for him for free, droppin' all his calls like I'm AT&T

-Creamsicles are delicious!

-We do some sweet dance moves, don't try to dis 'em 'cause we're harder than the Dewey Decimal System

-We're like Steven Seagal with a showtune

Stop reading, just watch it already!

Nuthin' But A Glee Thang with Heather Morris, Matthew Morrison & Sofia Vergara from Heather Morris

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LOOKALIKES: DARREN CRISS & JESSE LACEY

Left: Darren Criss from Glee; Right: lead singer of Brand New, Jesse Lacey

Jackpot!

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CRUSHTASTIC: MATTHEW MORRISON

This Crushtastic post is brought to you by two very important points:

1. Matthew Morrison is a special kind of attractive, in the sense that he can frolic around on the beach fully-clothed, without looking weird. I've never personally witnessed a real human male act like this without attracting some interesting reactions from a crowd of onlookers.

2. Details (and GQ, for that matter) is like the women's version of Playboy. I don't buy the magazine for the articles. I peruse it because I know that when I'm interested in looking at fantastic photographs of good-looking male celebrities, it will never fail me.

Bonus point: These photos almost make me forget to complain about all those damn theme episodes on Glee...